Wired Magazine has a list of the Top 10 Conspiracy Theories. My favorite is the “Lizard-People Run the World” theory, which holds that certain powerful people in the world, such as President George W. Bush, the Royals, etc. are all part of an alien race of shape-shifting lizard-people. It’s true! Princess Diana confirmed it before her death.

Now, it IS true that when I think of Bush I picture a member of the reptile family, but typically that would be a snake.

One of his students asked Buddha, “Are you the messiah?”

“No”, answered Buddha

“Then are you a healer?”

“No”, Buddha replied

“Then are you a teacher?” the student persisted.

“No, I am not a teacher.”

“Then what are you?” asked the exasperated student

“I am awake”, Buddha replied.

Blog Girl and I bought the Heroes Complete First Season DVD set this weekend and are looking forward to watching it in its entirety to refresh our memories before the second season begins on September 24th!

You’ll probably have to be “of a certain age” to get this one.

Click here.

Am I the only man who is just a little nonplussed by the commercial that starts with several men in what appears to be a deserted bar playing various musical instruments and singing to the tune of “Viva Las Vegas” (still miss ya, King) but when they get to the chorus they sing “Viva Viagra”?

Huh?

If they’re so excited to be on Viagra, why are they spending their time with each other in an empty building in the middle of nowhere?

Oh….

John Frost of The Disney Blog is having a little contest in honor of his son’s upcoming birthday, so here’s my entry in answer to the question:

“What is your favorite or most useful tip for guests of Disney’s theme parks?”

Start early and start at the back of whatever park you’re in and work your way to the front.

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